Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I can count

How Creatine Became So Popular With Women - WSJ

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I see through liars

Buzzy anti-aging supplement beloved by biohackers may not actually be that useful after all - New York Post

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I understand how hurricane paths work

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

What is TRT? Experts weigh in on male ‘Manopause’ and how to treat low testosterone, safely - New York Post

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

The ‘golden summer of cheap flights’: Now’s the time for last-minute deals - CNN

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I have complete contempt for traitorism

ISS Research & Development Conference Cancellation - NASA Watch

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

“16 and Pregnant ”Star Whitney Purvis’ Son, Weston, Dies at 16: 'My Worst Nightmare Come True' - Yahoo News Canada

I actually pay taxes

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

Indianapolis Colts Receive Positive News On Anthony Richardson's Injury - Sports Illustrated

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

Why do men first look at a woman's chest instead of their face?

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

Steelers TE wants no part of Jonnu Smith trade - Behind the Steel Curtain

I have a reading level above third grade

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

Vancouver Whitecaps lose Concacaf Champions Cup final to Cruz Azul - MLSsoccer.com

I have complete contempt for fakery

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

Liverpool FC parade crash injured rises to 109 - BBC

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I don’t buy bullshit

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I don’t cotton to rapists

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I can read

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”